I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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