cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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