you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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