i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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