I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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