the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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