clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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