I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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