I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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