I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
wrigley field is MILF paradise
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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