It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
His nipple licking is glorious
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