no, he came in my armpit
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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