It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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