chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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