I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I still have a little drunk in my system
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Randomize
