i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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