i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I love you. Go after that dick
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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