SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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