Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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