when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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