I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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