I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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