I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Still dying that you shit outside
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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