We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
too bad you live with your parents still
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
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If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
ok first of all what the fuck
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