dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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