She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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