You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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