new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I looked at my own cervix.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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