y did u give ur computer a hand job?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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