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(906): View more from Michigan

Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident

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(906): Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident http://tfl.nu/3vk6

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck

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(780): Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck http://tfl.nu/npsc

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(719): View more from Colorado

so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.

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(719): so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself. http://tfl.nu/omuv

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(513): View more from Ohio

Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.

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(513): Oh no, it isn't official until she poops. http://tfl.nu/gc75

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(931): View more from Tennessee

just woke up in my neighbors garage.

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scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.

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(931): just woke up in my neighbors garage. (931): scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage. http://tfl.nu/x40j

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"

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(816): Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face" http://tfl.nu/0o08

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(906): View more from Michigan

scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor

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(906): scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor http://tfl.nu/aosr

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(775): View more from Nevada

THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.

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(775): THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL. http://tfl.nu/wgt5

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(562): View more from California

I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service

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And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.

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(562): I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service (562): And I got $4 when somebody made it rain. http://tfl.nu/btbw

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(206): View more from Washington

second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be

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(206): second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be http://tfl.nu/jh2s

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(757): View more from Virginia

So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.

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(757): So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real. http://tfl.nu/gd5o

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.

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(215): I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that. http://tfl.nu/2qs0

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(937): View more from Ohio

I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant

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(937): I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant http://tfl.nu/spdi

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(770): View more from Georgia

Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.

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(770): Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it. http://tfl.nu/r24g

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(+61): View more from Australia

So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?

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(+61): So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma? http://tfl.nu/bhgl

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