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There's a dead frog in my kitchen?

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Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.

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The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"

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(828): There's a dead frog in my kitchen? (402): Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush. (402): The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all" http://tfl.nu/9htk

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(517): View more from Michigan

I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?

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(517): I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore? http://tfl.nu/tjz8

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(708): View more from Illinois

we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon

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(708): we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon http://tfl.nu/1ry8

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(628): View more from California

i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me

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(628): i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me http://tfl.nu/vt02

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(970): View more from Colorado

Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"

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(970): Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet" http://tfl.nu/xuid

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(440): View more from Ohio

So you threw a sword at me last night

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I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.

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(440): So you threw a sword at me last night (419): I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised. http://tfl.nu/6fwc

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(302): View more from Delaware

because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.

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(302): because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride. http://tfl.nu/wwvv

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(620): View more from Kansas

He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.

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(620): He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time. http://tfl.nu/dyz5

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am

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(225): I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am http://tfl.nu/iw2h

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.

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(978): I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call. http://tfl.nu/ftpa

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key

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(609): Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key http://tfl.nu/pj3h

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners

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(551): Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners http://tfl.nu/77j3

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(843): View more from South Carolina

The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive

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(843): The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive http://tfl.nu/6zkp

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(541): View more from Oregon

I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.

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(541): I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter. http://tfl.nu/zy4z

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(404): View more from Georgia

I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!

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(404): I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto! http://tfl.nu/mgcq

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