There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
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Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.