Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Green mimosas i think yes
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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