Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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