I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Girls should come with a carfax report
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize