love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just pynch a tree in the face
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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