Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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