You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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