What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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