just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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