I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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