how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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