Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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