Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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