For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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