Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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