She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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