Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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