How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
There r osticjed everywhere
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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