Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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