i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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