I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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