this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
There are leaves in my underwear?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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