Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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