The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
