Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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