i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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