So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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